McEaton’s Rejected Tendency

My semi-regularly updated catalog of my consistently rejected humor pieces written for McSweeneys.com


Bird Watching Slang
By Sam Eaton-Kuo


Moving In, Moving Out
By Sammie Eater


Our Train Is Lost
By Sammy Eats


Asking For A Smoke Break
By Sami Ko


Gen Z Bumper Stickers
By Sam Jam


Chad GPT
By Eating Kuo


Congrats Kyle
By Samuel Eat-Kuo

Intern Wanted
By Sam Jam