McEaton’s Rejected Tendency
My semi-regularly updated catalog of my consistently rejected humor pieces written for McSweeneys.com
Bird Watching Slang
By Sam Eaton-Kuo
By Sam Eaton-Kuo
Moving In, Moving Out
By Sammie Eater
By Sammie Eater
Our Train Is Lost
By Sammy Eats
By Sammy Eats
Gen Z Bumper Stickers
By Sam Jam
By Sam Jam
Chad GPT
By Eating Kuo
By Eating Kuo
Congrats Kyle
By Samuel Eat-Kuo
By Samuel Eat-Kuo
Intern Wanted
By Sam Jam